As he does on a regular basis, young rapper Soulja Boy Tell’Em posted a new video blog last week, where he announced his “Let’s Go Platinum In A Week” campaign for his forthcoming album, iSouljaBoyTellEm.

During his comedic vlog, the rapper breaks down several reasons why his fans and even his haters should be a part of the campaign.

Here’s a few of them:

• “Because it got a lot of songs on it.”
• “Because I got tattoos on my neck.”
• “Because it’s my second album.”
• “Because I’m trying to make some money.”
• “Because I’m coming out a week after 50 Cent, and I got to sell more than his ass.”
• “Because if I don’t, I’m gonna be a one hit wonder for real.”
• “If I don’t go platinum, it’s your fault. Because you didn’t buy the CD.”
• Because “I got a Gucci trash can.”
• “Because last year, I was on four front covers of four different magazines.”
• “Because Arab says so.”
• So, how do fans or haters join?
• “How do you join? Simple, buy the God damn album,” Soulja Boy ends his vlog with a laugh.